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10 Firsts:
- first best friend: I don't remember. I had a friend named joshua when I was in kindergarden, I think.
- first screename: I have no idea, but it was early 90's prodigy.
- first kiss: io church. I was 13 at a party.
- first pet: I had a spaniel named caesar for a very short while, but we had to get rid of it becaues everyone was allergic. later, I had a little turtle. his name was tiny tim.
- first piercing: ear cartilage.
- first crush: her name was katie graham.
- first music: I'm pretty sure it was michael jackson.
- first car: 1991 civic lx.
- first love: evoldanny
- first date: I guess it was to electric avenue.

9 Lasts:
- last cigarette: never.
- last alchoholic drink: I think it was a shot of chilled vodka. pretty out-of-character for me.
- last car ride: I think the last time I was in a car and not driving was on the way back from texas thanksgiving.
- last real kiss: yesterday, I think. I'm not very kissy what with the sore throat and sneezy/stuffy nose.
- last movie seen: I think the last one I watched in entirety was ocean's twelve.
- last phone call: my brother, to see if he wanted to come over and play the bean game
- last CD played: The Mars Volta's Frances the Mute
- last bubble bath: umm
- last time you cried: you know, a while ago. I don't know.

8 Have You Evers:
- have you ever been arrested: no.
- have you ever dated one your best friends: yeah.
- have you ever skinny dipped: yeah.
- have you ever been on TV: my entire school was on good morning america when I was little. that's the only non-local program I've ever been on.
- have you ever kissed someone & then regretted it: yeah, probably.
- have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew?: no, just the starting line of the green bay packers.
- have you ever snuck out: no.
- have you ever been in a fight: nope.

7 Things You're Wearing:
suit meticulously stitched together from the tanned hides of the deceased, marilyn monroe wig, gold chain, willie nelson bandana, james brown cape, eyepatch, hush puppy slippers.

6 Things You've Done Today:
took a shower, got dressed, ate half a bagel, sneezed a lot, played x-men legends 2, looked at don's new stump grinder.

5 Favorite Things In No Particular Order:
triumph motorcycles, expensive bourbon, science fiction, mariah, buttsex

4 People You Can Tell Anything To:
john, mariah, umm...

3 Choices:
-black or white: white
-hot or cold: cold
-chocolate or vanilla: vanilla

2 Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
drive a semi truck and have sex with kate beckinsale. preferably at the same time.

1 thing you regret:
fathering vin diesel.